Political Haiku competition - 3 comments

In a slight departure, assuming anyone's still in the country for the Bank Holiday weekend, I thought I'd invite you to while away your Saturdays writing Haiku on a political theme. Here are some links to advice if you haven't written one before, but for a quick start we're basically talking about three-line, 17-syllable poems, arranged 5-7-5. Here's a fairly crude one from my collection to start you off:

Cameron: small c*ck;
Ming Campbell: liver-spots; Blair:
Lustrous mane of hair.

They needn't be (so) ridiculous, nor even humorous, but a good combination of wit and wisdom should serve you well. Leave your (original!) submissions in a comment, or drop me a line. I'll select some of the best entries before the end of Monday.