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A correspondent writes:

Today after a long days work (Yes I work weekends and holidays in a failing attempt to cover the direct and indirect taxes your party has inflicted on us) However having missed my nephews birthday I tried to log on to my bank to give hime what I hope will be a tax free birthday gift.

Unfortunartley I was unable to do so as my PC has been infected by a virus that will only open your odius website. My bank has also suspeneded all of my internet activity till "further notice"

I'm disgusted and be assured will be taking thi s further

[Name supplied]

I responded by pointing out a few inconsistencies in the account, and offered the following pieces of advice: (1) don't make unsubstantiated threats; (2) buy a virus scanner; (3) stop using Microsoft Windows. I know computer-newbies can get very confused, but isn't it pathetic to see people so consumed by political paranoia?

Happy Easter, everyone!