Alternative lifestyle - 2 comments
Thursday:
0620:
0710:
0720: shirt ironed; perform 'required' set of bathroom tasks and, untypically, skip 'extra credit' programme, putting me in line for - at best - Commonwealth bronze-medal playoff
0729:
0731: leave house for 0741
...
1935: home
2010: put coffee on (Tesco Java Sumatra, 6 'cups')
2020: exercise...
2030: drink coffee;
2045:
2200-0024:
0025-0135:
0136: wake up
0230: planned: dinner/breakfast combination - with wine!
0245: planned: Ashes DVD (4th Test), while the world sleeps
0330: planned: respond to email; work on excuses for missed phone calls; keep Friday plates spinning...
I offer this evidence as a partial response to this post and this one.
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That proves you have a sad life, not that you are unlucky with women - or that they are horrrible to you/dump you/stand you up for no reason when you are actually a nice guy.
If you want the Kerron Cross Memorial Crown you'll need better.
MUST. TRY. HARDER.
:-)
Hrmph, I would have preferred 'busy' (or 'complex') to 'sad'... no, this won't get me the Crown, though it's probably about as far as I'm going to go on this blog! Have to stop all this personal stuff - from now on, it'll be strictly:
* open email containing latest pronouncement
* change the wording a bit
* paste
* publish
* be rude and peremptory to anonymous commenters
:-)
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