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Friday, June 17, 2005

Jesus Saves (on bus fare) - 3 comments

Thanks to Other Men's Flowers for finding this gem at Answers in Genesis ("Upholding the Authority of the Bible from the Very First Verse"). Coming soon to a City Academy near you (OK, that was cheap).

Jesus (blue eyes not quite visible) has undoubtedly picked the right way to "get about" in the late Jurassic period, 5 million years ago (or 2000 years: well it's still a big number, isn't it?), diplodoci often being up to 27 metres in length (or 10 feet: well it's still a big number, isn't it?), and being notably nimble on their feet (or hooves), especially on muddy terrain. Mind your head, Jesus, those pterosaurs are flying awfully low!

No doubt Britt Ekland is around the next corner in a furry bikini while certain late-sixties Z-list British actors in fake beards hurl spears at Tyrannosaurus rexes (or rather, reges). Wouldn't be a very intelligent way to go on for someone with the brain of a homo sapiens (or whatever Jesus is), but who cares if it's inconsistent?

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At 2:25 PM, June 18, 2005, Tony said...: It wasn't Britt Ekland, it was Raquel Welch, and do try to remember, you blasphemous swine, that The fear of the Lord prolongeth days but the years of the wicked shall be shortened.
At 3:09 PM, June 18, 2005, Bloggers4Labour said...: You're right about Raquel and about the blasphemy, though length of life should hardly worry a believer. Looking over the original article again I notice I wrote "Jesus is", which must raise a few issues in itself...
At 3:50 PM, June 20, 2005, Tony said...: And the threat of an early demise wouldn't worry a non-believer either, so that's all right; don't know why I raised the matter, really.